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BREAK Big Land TODAY

Big chiefs from far tribes gather, argue about wars and angry bear nations

BRICS leaders meet in India place. Five big tribes—Brazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa—sit together but not happy. Wars happening in many lands. America getting mean to everyone. Chiefs trying decide if stay friends or if bloc break apart like old bone.

BREAK Chief Fight TODAY

The Great Orange Man Promise Money If Tribe Stay In Power

Big Leader Orange Man say he give five thousand paper to people if he keep control of tribe and land...

BREAK Chief Fight TODAY

Tribe stop fighting on sad day when big tower fall down

Long time ago, bad thing happen to tribe's gathering place. Now, twenty-five winters later, all chie...

BREAK Magic Rock TODAY

Magic rock man sell big stone cave in place Lun-dun for much paper

Man from place Chynah have shiny rock fortune. He sell fancy cave-shelter in place Lun-dun for one h...

Magic Rock TODAY

Magic rocks go up when many hunters lose all magic rocks

Shaman say crypto number climb high because many foolish trader lose everything. When desperate hunt...

Magic Rock TODAY

Shiny rock price go up, down, sideways—nobody know why

Big brain man stare at glowing rectangle, tell tribe what invisible coin cost today. Coin have funny...

Magic Rock TODAY

Magic rocks go up in price, Ethereum one win big

Ethereum magic rock now worth two thousand six hundred paper. Not happen in eight moon cycles. Other...

Big Brain TODAY

Big dead lizard leave footprint in dirt. Finally find it.

Scientist dig in place Nort Dakoda, find giant claw mark in rock. Say footprint belong to big tooth ...

Big Brain TODAY

Old Bird Poop Have Fancy Feather Inside, Scientist Very Confused

Tribe find dinosaur droppings from long time ago — sixty-six million winters back. Inside poop, feat...

Big Brain TODAY

Mercury shrink more than smart men think before

Big brain scientist look at Mercury—small hot rock in sky. They say rock shrink down even MORE than ...

Strange Thing TODAY

Man put picture of self on tiny magic boxes to get more customers

Tattoo maker in place Mechigan stick picture of face on camera that watch street. Picture go on invi...

Strange Thing YESTERDAY

Woman make big accusation on magic rectangle, now woman in cage

Woman point finger at father on viral video thing. Say he do bad trafficking with daughter. Now auth...