Shiny rock price go up, down, sideways—nobody know why

Make by caveman-news.com tribe

Big brain man stare at glowing rectangle, tell tribe what invisible coin cost today. Coin have funny name—Eeth-er-eum. Price change every heartbeat. Man say "fortune" but fortune just guess. Tribe confused. Shiny rock still shiny though.

Real story (for big brain reading): Current price of Ethereum for Sept. 11, 2026 - Fortune