Magic rock man sell big stone cave in place Lun-dun for much paper

Make by caveman-news.com tribe

Man from place Chynah have shiny rock fortune. He sell fancy cave-shelter in place Lun-dun for one hundred ninety million paper money. Cave very big, very nice. Tribe say: magic rock make man rich, rich man buy best shelter. Now rich man sell shelter back. Caveman confused why rich man need paper again if he have magic rock already. It hard.

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